The place where we investigate and explain all of the world's great fashion mysteries.  So here's how it works...

I pose a new, thought-provoking question. You provide a unique answer to the question.  I compile the answers and choose our funniest and most original responses which will appear right here with credit going to the brilliant users who submitted the chosen answers.

I find that the best responses are usually those based on your own firsthand experiences.  If appropriate, tell a good story that makes people laugh.  Oh...and one other thing...please don't be hateful or derogatory in your responses because they will never appear here and you will never be recognized for your incomparable sense of humor.  Are we cool?  Great!  Now let's get the wheels turning with our first official Wear House question...

What is the worst piece of fashion advice someone ever gave you?

(Bonus points if you can tell us how you knew this guru of the garment)

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